Tabloids: Meghan's a rule breaker, wave maker, chance taker
Life & Style
Cover: Last week, Life & Style said Jessica Simpson was pregnant with a girl. This week, they think she’s carrying twins because she’s been spotted eating food. I’m not saying the tabloids are invasive, but I’m excited for next week when we get to see the results of the amnio.
Ex factor: Emma Stone has been telling friends she wants to get back with her ex, Andrew Garfield, but he’s seeing somebody and it’s complicated. I wonder if she’s tried luring him with lasagna.
The Young & the tasteless: A four page spread about older stars who date young women reveals that comedian Dane Cook (46) is seeing a 19-year-old. Cool. Good to know. I suppose it could have been worse. This feature easily could’ve taken up the entire magazine, so kudos to Life & Style on their restraint.
Cover: Finally! A week-late account of how Meghan shut her own car door. Dearest readers, please remember this mostly pleasant article that brags about how down-to-earth she is, because in a month, Star will have an exposé about how the duchess is a spoiled rotten brat who’s spending the Queen’s money like water. The ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiife!
More like McStingy: A tidbit of a story reveals that Patrick Dempsey is so cheap that he didn’t want to pay the $12 parking fee at Chateau Marmont. Is that a lot? A $12 parking spot seems so insanely inexpensive that I might buy a car and drive it to Hollywood just so I can park it there and brag about how little I paid. But what do I know? I’m not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.
Cover: As a woman who doesn’t want kids, just once I wish the tabloids would be like “We have a big baby announcement! Our dream of not having kids has finally come true! I’m going through menopause and I don’t have to worry anymore! Team #NoKids!” But sure, In Touch. Tell me more about a Brad Pitt designed nursery. Fingers crossed for a brutalist crib.
Taken to flask: Chrissy Teigen has said she wants to curb her drinking enthusiasm a bit, but was spotted on the red carpet swigging from a flask. Then Gwyneth Paltrow had her on her Goop Podcast (There’s a Goop podcast!?) and called her out on it and ugh, jeez Gwyneth! Can Chrissy Teigen live? Who among us hasn’t needed a pull from a flask to get through an awards show!?
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