Puking through the past with Kate Winslet: Stargazing
Some actors don’t seem to make sense in period pieces, as moviegoers know from seeing Keanu Reeves try. And some, like Kate Winslet, were born wearing a bonnet and a bustle.
That’s not literally true of Winslet, naturally (you’re thinking of Angela Lansbury). And it’s not literally true that Winslet mostly does period pieces — but when she doesn’t, as in or or , the results are typically pretty forgettable. You’ll see her soon in which I hope, for her sake, is set in the Renaissance. Don’t fight it, Kate — destiny is thrusting a hoop skirt upon you.
As Keanu Reeves prepares to ride off he’s reminded of those cool moments in the upcoming , in which his motorcycle is secretly a gun, and his helmet is a gun, and his sunglasses are a gun, and his beard ... well, that’s a spoiler. (Backgrid photo)
Poor attendance was one reason that the Willie Nelson intervention was doomed, but certainly not the only one. (Getty Images)
Formerly of , bubbly Beth Behrs shows that the virtue of toiling for years making forgettable TV is after a few years even forget. (Backgrid)
Antonio Banderas and his fellow Spaniards love their Palm Sunday tradition, because they’re pious. And because watching confused North American tourists lose their minds really is the most fun you can have in church. (Getty Images)
The role doesn’t exist because no movie is being made, but Ruby Rose is determined to win the part of Young Justin Bieber anyhow. (instagram @rubyrose)
’s Christian Siriano: Karlie Kloss’ co-worker, dear friend, confidante and footrest. (Getty)
A dress that requires going commando would be too daring for many, but as an Instagram model Kara Del Toro occupies a low, rickety rung of fame; she is close to having to go to YouTube to make unboxing videos or an ASMR cop show. (Getty)